why gay marriage should be prohibited
Here's something I saw posted elsewhere and thought makes the point quite well.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
lucia said:
Great post; I caught the meme. :-)
Posted on October 17, 2005 02:38 PMTraciSue said:
I love this list. :)
Posted on November 16, 2005 05:16 PMvaronaca said:
this is so stupid why would someone even think something stupid like that
Posted on July 2, 2007 07:25 AMStephanie said:
Omg I cant believe somebody is that ignorant.. or just really sarcastic.
Posted on September 30, 2008 08:26 PMemily said:
wtf is this u guys need to come up with more answers cuz these dont work
Posted on January 8, 2009 08:16 AMemily said:
wtf is this u guys need to come up with more answers cuz these dont work
Posted on January 8, 2009 08:16 AM